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AKATSUKI JOKE EXTRAVAGANZA

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WARNING: IF YOU ARE A MICHAEL JACKSON FAN OR OROCHIMARU FAN, DO NOT READ THIS FAN FIC, THANK YOU.



Sasukeuchicat: Yay! I am here to bring you an awesome Fan Fic: The Akatsuki Joke Extravaganza!!!!  =D
*fake applause in the background*
Sasukeuchicat: As you all guessed, the Akatsuki characters will tell one joke and the people reading this will vote ONE time for their favorite! Then when I come back(if I ever do) I’ll tally up the votes and tell you who won!
O.k. 1st up its Zetsu!!!


Zetsu’s Bad side: Hey.
Zetsu’s  Good side: Yes?
Zetsu’s Bad side: Yo mama’s SOOOOOO  ugly and fat that she makes Orochimaru and his twin brother, Michael Jackson, look like the most sexiest men in the world!  >:D
Zetsu’s Good side: Hey! Don’t say that about OUR mother!!!
Orochimaru: Yeah! And Jackson isn’t my “ Twin brother”! He’s my cousin!
Michael Jackson: *comes in doing the moonwalk* Uh-Hu! Strait up! *does his little dance* Whoa!!!
*fake laughter*  
Sasukeuchicat: HOLLY CRAP! ITS TH-THAT PEDOPHILE!!! a@ A-anyway, Thank you Zetsu!
O.k. next up is Itachi! (HOLLYCRAPHOOLYCRAPHOLLYCRAP!!!! HIDE THE MEN!!!)


Itachi: …penis…*leaves quickly*
*uncontrollable laughter*
Sasukeuchicat:*cough* oh…yeah that’s a good one.
Next up is Kisame!



Kisame: Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the
cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha
doing, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking
up. "And I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
because he's inside your cat."
*uncontrollable laughter*
Sasukeuchicat: We need to change  that laughter thing…
Anyway that was really funny Kisame. J
Unfortunately, I’m sorry to all the Deidara and Sasori fans. They couldn’t be here because their joke was VERY dirty. (don’tkillme…    D:>  )
Well next we have Kakuzu!


Kakuzu: I couldn’t find a joke about Jashin  ):>…
So I’ll go for the next thing, CHRISTIANS!!!  :D
*ahem* A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.
The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated a whale could not
swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
*uncontrollable laughter*
Sasukeuchicat: I SAID CHANGE THE FREKKIN’ LAUGHING THING!…(gosh…) …Oh! Are we back? Oops…
Well thank you Kakuzu! But you know if any of the readers are Christians they’ll kill ME not YOU.
Kakuzu: Yeah. That’s why after the joke thing I’m selling torches. $20 each.  :D
Sasukeuchicat: (bastard) Next we have Konan because Pein wouldn’t tell a joke because “ Its not evil enough” *mumble mumble*


Konan: A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me, I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, ...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
*uncontrollable laughter*
Sasukeuchicat: DUDE!!! Change that freaking laughing thing!!! (sigh) O.k. next we have Hidan!
…(*waits 20 minutes*)… Where the heck’s Hidan?…
*dude comes up to Sasukeuchicat* (whisper whisper)…
Sasukeuchicat: Uh-huh, Yeah, I like purple better… What?!? What’da ya mean he won’t do it? Why? Its against his religion?!? I don’t care what the reason is, get him out! Wait you know what, I’ll get him out myself! *goes to Hidan’s Room* Hidan! Get out there and do your joke!
Hidan: NO!!! Jashin will punish me!!!
Sasukeuchicat: *opens door* Get out NOW!!! *throws things at him*
Hidan: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!… Wait… why am I screaming?
Kisame: This part is too violent, even for Pein, so instead, your going to read some of the lyrics to my favorite song! :D
Everyone: Damn... never get her mad. That might not hurt him, but...
Hello there
The angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim
Of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally
If we want
Where you can always find me
And we'll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends

(I miss you)
(I miss you)

Where are you?
And I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep
I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick, strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home
And stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight

Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, miss you)
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, miss you)

Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, miss you)
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, miss you)

Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, miss you)
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, miss you)

(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)




Kisame: … O.k. Its over… back to the jokes!   >:O
Sasukeuchicat: (mumble mumble) Yeah Hidan’s being a piece of crap sooooo I’m going to move on. (Sigh) Well last but not least, our favorite Akatsuki member(to most of us), Tobi! =)


Tobi:…How’ bout these apples?!
*laughter with chocking dieing people*
Sasukeuchicat:*laughter/chocking/almost dieing*
Kisame: Well now since Sasukeuchicat is almost dieing, this shows over. Now vote 4 ur favorite while I get her to the hospital! Up Up and Away!

The End!
this came to me when i was looking at jokes on google.com
i myself think it is really runny, i donno about you.
akatsuki-masashi kishimoto
jokes-google
lyrics-person who wrote them
=)
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Elvaneyl's avatar
Lol...penis!!!!

Good song! ;)